Ethical Arbitrator

Now Shepard, I serve the people. I want what is best for humanity.

barbalarga:

vrrroooommm pew pewpew

That moment when you find porn on the Mass Effect feed and the first thing you notice are the anatomical discrepancies compared to the in-game character models.

Source: ceeceereeves

Unbelievable. You, *subject name here,* must be the pride of *subject hometown here.*

“Hello!”

“I see you.”

“I don’t hate you.”

“Goodbye.”

Oh Joker. No wonder you can’t walk around anywhere.

Is that…wait no…it couldn’t be…wait a secOH MY GOD….

Definitely didn’t boost up my EMS because I didn’t want to deal with playing the multiplayer.

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.